Puns & Wordplay


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One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake. British humor often takes the form of poking fun at the absurdity of everyday life. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. From Don Stewart - The DS Art Studio Gallery, 2805 Crescent Avenue, Homewood, AL 35209 1-800-372-7864 http://www.dsart.com *Note: Emails asking permission to use these images were sent to VW® of America.

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~ Unknown. 307. All of them having to do with law/police terms. "I'll be the judge of that", "Court's adjourned" and so forth. The secondary sense, though: "causing death," suggests at least an unconscious acknowledgement, on Macbeth's part, that the prophesy not only means death, but will, since the knowledge is causing death, itself lead to both murder and Macbeth's own spiritual and eventually physical death.

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To honor those who strive towards the cultural suicide (or should we say euthanasia?) of the outdated European culture with its ridiculous "free press", "women's rights" and "democracy", the Kommissariat and High Praesidium has created a set of awards. Here is a selection of jokes from recent weeks. Almost every major language uses puns, Pollack says, but English is particularly friendly. A joke is something said or done to evoke amusement or laughter. Understatement involves depicting a scene or describing an image in weaker terms than warranted by truth, accuracy, or importance, thereby underscoring its importance.

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Do hotel managers get board with their jobs? Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else? The bear! ha ha ha ha What are some funny puns? Hundred years old One bible and I have a primitive understanding of how thrilled they.. The document I use to introduce puns can be downloaded here: Puns Practice.doc (5,7 MB) This is a homework assignment in which students write analyses of puns: Analyzing the Humor in Puns.doc (27,5 kB) The chef entered the kitchen with caution. It forms the basis of a large percentage of the jokes we hear every day, so it has a special place in our hearts.

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Trump claims that he is going to "make America great again," but how "great" was the United States when multitudes of Africans were abducted from their native lands, packed like animals onto reeking cargo ships, forced to do backbreaking labor as slaves, and then even after the Civil War lived through another century of Jim Crow laws, kangaroo courts and public lynchings? If they call back I know its spam so I dont answer.

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Deliver your puns deadpan by not laughing at your own jokes. The bartender looks puzzled and says, "Uh, no, we don't have any nails." Indeed, Pollack believes the American pun is currently enjoying a renaissance, as an irreverent trope for an irreverent age and a method of branding new phenomena or technology in a time drenched with information. Prior to joining ISU, he taught at the University of Iowa in the College of Education and at University High School in Iowa City, Iowa.

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It is entirely dependant upon how the Director interprets the play, how they decide certain characters act, and what motivations are chosen. True Lies ends with Arnie in the cockpit of a Harrier jet, and a terrorist leader hanging from one of its missiles. Empowered a culture that because you dont know was not aware of him and a. Read enough of our funny puns, and you'll be punstoppable. (Sorry.) 60 entries are tagged with elephant puns. 1.

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There is probably no distinctly American criminal class, except Congress. You're never too old to learn something stupid. ~ From Paraprosdokians - English Forums. 228. He pretends that the author of the book has written that old men have "grey beards," wrinkled faces, and a "plentiful lack of wit." From Quiz Was That Some Kind of Joke? (click to take quiz) Cats residing at the North Pole could be known as what? Please consider the wit and wisdom of Marilyn Monroe ...

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Sad but true: I will continue to add DIET & CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site, but I will no longer be adding the "best of the best" DIET HUMOR or CHOCOLATE HUMOR to this Web site until my full DIET HUMOR and CHOCOLATE HUMOR collection of more than 333,333.33 sayings is properly published in book form. They subsequently married, and more or less lived happily ever after, even though Snow White disliked the fact that their newly built castle had been erected right next to the local cemetery.

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The secrets of the universe are at http://www.cia.secret .. *& ^^^ NO CARRIER. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. A fart is a chemical substance, It comes from a place called bum; It penetrates through the trousers, And lands with a musical hum. You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish. ('tuna fish' - from a Unix manual) We egged on the runners, but the yolk was on us.

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