Puns & Wordplay


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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. At one point he insisted, "It just reminded me of a joke about a window washer that my dad told me!" The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. Where do thousands of people go from New York to Paris and back again eight times a week? 6. dianne.sandland 35 Terrible Puns To Brighten Your Day via buzzfeed: Because terrible puns are the best kind of puns.

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She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Trombicula doremi Brennan & Beck, 1955 Trombicula fasola Brennan & Beck, 1955 Vini vidivici Steadman & Zarriello, 1987 (Conquered lorikeet) This parrot from the Marquesas, Cook, and Society Islands has been extinct since c. Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed without a word. 654. Stagflation, bootylicious, aeromotional, chillax, f---tard, bardolatry, bicurious, feminazi. See the blazing Yulbie Forest, Fa la la la la la, la la la.

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WORLD The Pun-Master General was travelling through France when he noticed three cats drowning in a river. "Jokes and witty remarks (including puns and figurative language ) are obvious instances of word-play in which most of us routinely engage. If you want a computer-type to hurry up, do you tell him "fiche or cut byte?" There were two spies escaping from the enemy over the Alps into neutral Switzerland during the war.

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The Lord blessed Jephthah, but took his daughter. Clowns, jesters, and Buffoons are usually regarded as fools. While Laud took the butt-end of Armstrong’s wit, the archbishop got the last laugh: Armstrong’s punishment was “to have his coat pulled over his head and be discharged the king's service and banished the king's court." 11. “Why should the number 288 never be mentioned in company? Then on the third and final lap, Edward pulled ahead of Tobias. If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, he’s practically invulnerable.

This Is Just A Test: (but not of the American ...


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Check out some of his funny illustrations below, or visit his website for the rest. Photo of the Day, Photo Contest, Photography, Digital Photos Steve'sDigicams Photographer's Note loved the way the colors all fit together paul reinstein Chemistry Jokes - Chemistry Jokes Riddles One Liners Humor Chemistry is funny and chemists have a great sense of humor! And if you don’t find the word you want in the index, try Any Word Is Funny Today many of our best epigrammatists are women who combine sharp minds with even sharper tongues: If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.—Sue Grafton If you want anything said, ask a man.

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Soundalike puns are based on homophones, words that sound the same, but have different children they take care of; at the same time, the name of the business. Why did the blonde throw butter out a window? As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato. Additionally, humor, as an everyday phenomenon, is increasingly a part of the context of intercultural communication.

The World's Funniest Puns



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With contemporary audiences, we run the risk of unfamiliar variation being taken as error rather than as an intentional divergence. I am happy to announce a new blog post series that will focus on jokes and puns in French. A progressive Arab democracy get dogpiled on byt is not racist. Sitting inside while it was raining, I thought I might expand (a+b)^n just for my own amusement. Nobody can hurt me without my permission. ~ Mahatma Gandhi. 199.

Homespun Humor: Original Puns, Word Plays & Quips: A


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But the point is that I had not realized—and I have a sneaking suspicion that this is the definition of stupidity. As a culture that values literacy and attributes authority to the written word, to "look with thine ears" is not a practice with which we are readily familiar. This has been THE NUMBER ONE (#1) DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKE website in the world for nearly twenty (20) years. Smokin' Guns, Smokin' Elvises, Smokin' Joes. March 25, 2014 in anime, bad humor, learning japanese

THE PROBLEM DRINKER'S JOKEBOOK


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I really should save this one for the ides of March; but I won't keep you waiting. Post your bike related puns here. e.g "I was pretty tyred today" See how many you can come up with. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.~ Confucius. 433. For example: the Dancing Spectres in Super Castlevania IV are named "Paula Abghoul" and "Fred Askare", while the bad guy of Snake's Revenge is identified as "Higharolla Kockamamie". Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

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Is it not to the people sitting on the wall, who will eat their dung and drink their urine with you [in the famine that would result from a siege]?" You should never tell an Easter egg a good joke because it might crack up. True Lies ends with Arnie in the cockpit of a Harrier jet, and a terrorist leader hanging from one of its missiles. You could pick up some day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot and their rom-com would out earn Kate Hudson’s.

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